term used when someone constantly looks at the same person's facebook and stallks their life like they're in a relationship, but aren't. then trys to decide who is/isn't allowed to be their friends. when in actuallity the one they creep on is in love with another person. and they know it.
by DVPstalker November 22, 2010
Get the facebook creepinmug. Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.
John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"
Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"
Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"
by mbocse September 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Profilingmug. People who follow trends on facebook like posting celebrity doppelgangers, bra colors, stupid quizzes and name definitions from urban dictionary on their status, thus clogging up the urbandictionary site for those of us who just want to look up things like twat-snatcher.
Man, that dude is such a facebook sheep. There's not a trend he doesn't buy into.
God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.
God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.
by Rosselli February 3, 2010
Get the Facebook Sheepmug. A crush on a Facebook friend you barely know and weren't attracted to when you did know them. Most likely to occur when you've friended an old acquaintance who's become suspiciously more attractive over the years, due either to a particularly flattering photo or because they've now aged into a range where you could feasibly date them without being considered a perv. These factors, combined with intelligent and thoughtful posts by the subject friend, can lead to a titillating attraction for a mental projection that does not in fact exist. Such crushes are seldom viable in analog space.
I've developed a Facebook crush on Gunnar, but I'm sure it would be a disaster if we really went on a date.
by Lola Roman January 1, 2010
Get the Facebook crushmug. A polite way of saying no.
Derived from the option of 'maybe' when RSVP-ing to an event on facebook.
Derived from the option of 'maybe' when RSVP-ing to an event on facebook.
That cute girl from history invited me to her little sister's diabetes fundraiser, so I gave her a facebook maybe.
by K.SO November 8, 2009
Get the Facebook Maybemug. An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.
Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!
Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.
Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.
by FB Pimp July 9, 2010
Get the Facebook Pimpmug. An individual who has more then 500 friends. They know and everyone else knows that they only enjoy seeing that number rise and they don't care who the people they add are. The only thing a "Facebook Whore" cares about is the number of people they have on facebook, and. whenever someone writes on their wall. These individuals may or may not be on facebook often, but the only thing the do is accept friend requests and respond back to wall posts, etc. A good portion of these "Facebook Whores" will have friends who also suffer from this horrib;e disorder, as Whores always depend on other whores to get by.
These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.
Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."
To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.
Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."
To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
Facebook Whore picture description: "God look at me I'm so fat and ugly. I'm going to be forever alone! :'("
FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."
FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"
And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.
FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."
FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"
And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.
by katieannekay August 15, 2011
Get the Facebook Whoremug.