Get the country motherfuckermug. getting drunk, so drunk that you're slurring words and can't talk straight. stretching words out like you're from the backwoods.
by kingofpain October 14, 2007
Get the talkin' countrymug. by Morbidleobese December 16, 2021
Get the Country boy eddymug. Nickname for the very hot, sexy, cute, psycho and coke addict Rafe Cameron from the Netflix show Outer Banks played by Drew Starkey who is the complete different then Rafe. Drew is a Hot, cute, sexy, kindhearted and loving person
by Liv Isabelle starkey August 22, 2021
Get the Country clubmug. Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
Get the certified countrymug. A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
Get the Country Bumpkinmug. by Amanda1215 December 26, 2020
Get the Country Kitchenmug.