A fat, greasy, shit talking piece of human garbage who will do anything to create a friend. But once he makes a friend he will constantly criticize and make fun of behind their backs. He will never have a girlfriend and wont lose his virginity until he is probably 26 and diagnosed with pre-diabetes. All he eats is in and out burgers and boo berry cereal. He has a younger sister just about as obese as himself, she doesn't walk and only uses her hoverboard to move around and get to the kitchen for cheese balls. The whole family is made up of twisted mindfucks who dont know what being a decent human being is. Overall stay away from any cole or anyone associated with a cole
by Ihatecoletrujillo January 6, 2020
Get the Colemug. a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.
“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”
by beomics March 16, 2024
Get the cole metzgermug. The top lyric rapper in the damn game. His songs are valid and he isn't a mumble rapper. The new gen of rappers are mostly trash but J.cole is solid.
Uzi: yo when my man cole dropping that album
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
by hawk__ January 20, 2021
Get the J. Colemug. Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the Cole Raymond Southgatemug. Cole is usually a short blonde kid with blue eyes who stalks his "friends" and constantly infiltrates friendly gatherings and events usually to Teese his female friends about who they are hanging out with
Cole you have literal fan behavior
by anonymous February 6, 2021
Get the Colemug. The nicest coolest person you’ll ever meet. :) and I mean ever. He has a Chic-Fil-A but it’s relatable lmao. He has the cutest little brothers and used to post thirst traps but we don’t talk about that...-Carli Ceretti :)
by anonymous October 25, 2020
Get the Cole Alisonmug. by Cole ski February 1, 2021
Get the cole skimug.