Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019

Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.

Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒

by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024

bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

Bareback Bandit

somebody who haves unprotected sex (hitting raw) frequently

Yea, my brother admitted to being a bareback bandit after getting an STD and having 3 kids.

by citizen silk February 21, 2015

Bandit

The type of guy to steal your girl. And just do everything better than you did.

You: *breaks up with GF*

Bandit: *gets with your girl*

EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"

You: "Bruh"

by kingknb July 4, 2020

Passmed Bandit

Someone who overcommits to doing passmed for their medical school revision. Otherwise known as a “Passmed Warrior”

“Did you hear Morgan is on his third reset of passmed?”
“Wow, he’s such a Passmed Bandit”

by PassmedBandit123 April 21, 2025

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019