Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.
Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.
by Judge Roy Bean August 07, 2008
Edna, Texas is a small no-nothing town in south Texas, filled with plenty of rednecks and wannabe thugs. No one ever knows where the hell Edna is, even though “Stone Cold Steve Austin” grew up there. There ain’t shit to do in Edna except go to whataburger. All this little town has is banks for all the wealthy locals and farmers, and donut shops. The locals may try to sell you on the “charm” of their little town, but don’t let that fool you, because Edna is one of te snootiest small towns around filled with racist white shitheads everywhere, even though the town is made up of half of black and Hispanic folk.
Edna is also home to the Edna Cowboys, which everyone comes down to support every Friday night. Sports is #1 in Edna Texas because that’s all the budget can afford, apparently. So if you’re wanting to make something of your life that doesn’t involve some sports ball, Edna is not for you. However, if you’re interested in large rates of teenage pregnancy, Ol’ Edna has that covered to.
Old people love to come settle down in Edna to retire and die because what the hell else are you gonna do in Edna.
Edna is also home to the Edna Cowboys, which everyone comes down to support every Friday night. Sports is #1 in Edna Texas because that’s all the budget can afford, apparently. So if you’re wanting to make something of your life that doesn’t involve some sports ball, Edna is not for you. However, if you’re interested in large rates of teenage pregnancy, Ol’ Edna has that covered to.
Old people love to come settle down in Edna to retire and die because what the hell else are you gonna do in Edna.
by Freetheelves January 31, 2019
Its alot like the reverse cowgirl position, BUT you have to make very strong Texan noises while riding a horse.
by teggstet1 May 08, 2014
That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.
by Texpipeliner March 19, 2018
A commonly used term around Austin to refer to keeping the faith and being proud to be homosexual. Homosexual Texans adorn t-shirts showing their unwillingness to be afraid of what anyone thinks. Their logo is universally known and is a symbol of "since the womb" and is in the shape of a females UTerus.
Charlie, Jeff and Kirk make no efforts to hide their true feeling. They are Texas Strong and united in their fight to promote their ideals and lifestyle.
by Mack the knife January 16, 2014
A city located in the middle of central Texas. It's not a big city, but its a great place to raise a family. Contrary to popular belief, many believe that the city is very ghetto. Thats not entirely true, I mean what city doesn't have crime. The cost of living is very affordable and it don't cost a whole lot to do anything. As a person that is from Killeen, I don't appreciate the negative comments about my city. Killeen is home to The Fort Hood military base as well as Central Texas College and Tarleton State University. It's one of the fastest growing cities in the United States with a population exceeding over 100,000 people. Take some time out to visit this great city.
by B.J. the K-Town Dude May 29, 2008
The capitol city of Texas. While very beautiful,it is filled with idiotic liberal mars volta fans and backwater conservative rich cowboys. Home of the University of Texas,many college kids who believe they're individuals house themselves on sixth street. And while it's the live music capitol of the world,it's population consists of whiny yuppies with vague political agendas and an effinity for drinking. Good to go to for various national acts and performances,and the occasional trip to waterloo records to find any and all albums you might want...but I wouldn't suggest living there due to the fact that the only good part of it is downtown and the cost of living doesn't compensate for the social morons who lurk about.
by Mike Sharp October 11, 2005