Arctic Love Tube

Fill a condom with Love Juice or Skeet, put that bad mother fucker in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a Dildo to make all your nasty fantasys real as a motherfucker.

Artic Love Tubes are the best way to get a bitch nice and wet before you fuck her brains out.

It is a smart idea to run the Arctic Love Tube under warm water because the freezer burn is gonna feel like razor blades in your bitches pussy.

Warning: The Arctic Love Tube is for only the baddest bitches and the nastiest freaks. Not for bitches who cant take a good fuckin.

The Arctic Love Tube was invented by Bear Gryls in 2005 when he was left in Yellowknife Canada with only a condom

Jamarcus: Wanna make a Arctic Love Tube tonight?
Tonya: Fuck Yeah! This shits gonna wreck my tight pussy!!
Jamarcus: Will you marry me?

Ashlee: Last night was tight. I was at this party and this girl was all up on me so i took her back to the crib and got my Artic Love Tube out of the freezer and mader that bitch my hoe. then i gave that bitch the hottest Cleveland Steamer
Jamal: You one badass motherfucker

by The Black Man With The 17 Cock November 19, 2010

get the action

Refers to the result of disrespectin a person or group of people. The result is that the "disrespecter" will be the victim of a physical altercation. Usually these fights end with a one-hitter quitter, or a bitch attack.

Shawne: Aye peeps, dat dude just disrespected my J's. He bout ta get the action!

Daylon: Give em' da action. I got yo back.

Dude: Bruh, assemble my niggas. I heard from someone that im bouta get the action.

by Lil Action March 18, 2009

active voice

This is a grammar term that pseudo-intellectuals claim needs to be adhered to in all circumstances. Yet, there are a multitude of circumstances in which the passive voice would be clearer to the listen/reader and would make more sense to use.

active voice: Jon stabbed Alan.

passive voice: Alan was stabbed by Jon.

by Benjamin Washington February 13, 2009

Action For Action's Sake

A genre of movie. Largely action based, but with no actual plotline, or a plotline that serves only as a reason for the action.

Usually shortened to AFAS

I'm not going to go see that movie with you - I'm sure it's just an AFAS.

Michael Bay seems to like directing Action For Action's Sake.

by goodvikings December 12, 2009

arctic race

A community of people who resemble animals of the arctic jungle.

Gary, aka white fang is the prime speciman and hero of the arctic race.

by Florberg March 28, 2007

arctic drilling

when you're having sex with a girl who typically has an ice cold (ie. ice queen) personality in real life.

"you know that girl at work who i talk to but really doesn't give a shit about me or you"
"ya...i know jessica."
"ya well i had todo a project with her and we got drunk and i started arctic drilling her"
"....no way....your dick must be frozen...."
"...it is"

by woodsyy January 10, 2010

Arctic Ice Mosquito

A turkey vulture-sized mosquito which lives on the open tundra of the Canadian North. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are dayturnal, spending the lazy Arctic days walking around on their six legs, feeding on the Arctic Ice Potato, which grows on trees everywhere on the Arctic Tundra. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are quite friendly, and you can strike up a conversation easily as they are Canadian and love to talk about the weather.

Dude check out that herd of Arctic Ice Mosquitoes! They're my favorite animal.

by ChefsSurprise July 7, 2011