Redneck bath salts

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Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.

by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018

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redneck

A repellent subhuman creature that hates the "gumment" and typically possesses more toes than teeth due to chronic inbreeding.

All rednecks should be covered in pitch and lit on fire

by Arthur Van Graff September 25, 2017

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redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.

Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.

by Mrs of the Mr October 15, 2017

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Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017

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REDNECK BITCH

THE DEFINITION OF A REDNECK BITCH IS A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOONE IS DOWN TO EARTH AND WILL TELL IT HOW IT IS, SHE WILL ALWAYS HOLD HER OWN EVEN WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THROWING PUNCHES, SHES WHAT YOU CALL REAL HONEST LOVING CARING AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE BUT IF YOU DISRESPECT HER THERE AINT NO TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WANT TREATED ITS YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT SHES GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT. BTW ALL REDNECKS AINT RACISTS ASSHOLES.

"THAT REDNECK BITCH AINT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT NONSENSE NOW IS SHE."

by ChelleLynn April 17, 2017

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