Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016
Get the Russian Love Matchmug. 
Love.
Love is when you want attention, caring, and support and where it should always be equal to each other with not violence.
Love can be where you feel different than your own feelings.
And how to figure out your in love?
It's simple, you make imaginary scenarios, your heart beats fast when you're around them, and you wish your future with them.
Sometimes it's not easy finding love but I'm sure it'll come to you!
I got rejected and have hard time loving my own self but people also loves me so I think about them <3
Love is when you want attention, caring, and support and where it should always be equal to each other with not violence.
Love can be where you feel different than your own feelings.
And how to figure out your in love?
It's simple, you make imaginary scenarios, your heart beats fast when you're around them, and you wish your future with them.
Sometimes it's not easy finding love but I'm sure it'll come to you!
I got rejected and have hard time loving my own self but people also loves me so I think about them <3
by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022
Get the Lovemug. 
by LIECHTENSTEIN DISCLOSURE OF 6T February 17, 2025
Get the I LOVE URBAN DICTIONARYmug. p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"
p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023
Get the I Love Youmug.