Free Tool Man

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.

James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.

by Forealhater January 4, 2010

Man Made Bed

When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.

Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."

Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"

by SamStrane December 8, 2009

reformed white man

man who is of the black descent, but wishes to be white. he eats granola bars, is obsessed with the movie takers, and hates brussel sprouts. Jersey shore and manswers are fun to watch but only at 3 in the am with your pals.

mohammed wants to be a reformed white man.

by crazyblackmanwithabanana January 24, 2011

Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.

Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!

by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010

Two Man Macbeth

The act of shooting your semen from another man's naval (belly button) up to his chaps (jaw).

Macduff - "I heard Duncan got a Two Man Macbeth last night from Banquo."
Lennox - "He's lucky!"

by UToobDotCom June 8, 2011

Red Running Man

An Ecstasy Pill

Damm, That Red Running Man Had Me Rolling Balls

by DaddyiDi November 15, 2010

Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014