Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.

The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich

by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024

cock sauce

A word that my family uses that just means "siracha"

Dad: "pass me the cock sauce"

by Carbon Pearl October 27, 2021

UnFed Cock

An unusually thin cock which signifies that a person is poverty-stricken.

James: Fobby, looks like you got an Unfed Cock their buddy.

Fobby: Yeah, wanna have a taste?

by The Man Man Man July 21, 2020

All Cock Wrestling

All Cock Wrestling is an E-Fed owned by Jay Khan that primary focuses on realism. The current world champion is Bozzy.

P1: I love All Cock Wrestling
P2: Stfu

by markjabroni April 9, 2022

cock squabble

a bunch of men whinging or bitching

come on mate stop with the cock squabble / ling

by Waynoserous August 9, 2021