Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.

a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.

by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020

Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017

Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

*Baseball livestream: Hey, who's that guy in the audience rubbing his belly? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017

tim people

Fuckboi's

He's just like all those tim people.

by Jemoeder070 September 14, 2017

tim jim

MY FUCKING BROTHER WHOS A FUCKING BITCH

I have a timjim as my brother (a tim jim is a brother whos a fucking bitch)

by master fucking no one fucking September 17, 2017

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

Tim! Are you timming again?!

Man, he is timming another new prospect.

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018