Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

Venom Cancer

Venom cancer is the cum that stubborn girls think of whenever they are missing some dick. It’s a toxic relationship with a terrible breakup; however, all the girl can think of is the orgasmic fluid that comes from her dream bad boy. Little does she know that it’s slowly killing her.

We had breakup sex and said that was it, but I know I’ll come back for his venom cancer.

by lilglizzy December 23, 2020

cancer

either fornite kids or any of the paul brothers

that kid is such cancer

by jake paul/fortnite kids October 22, 2020

cancer

you

you're cancer. accept it

by oxygnen October 26, 2020

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales

I am dying of sale cancer

by Sale cancer October 26, 2020

Cancer

Fortnite.
Fortnite is cancer.

Credit to Leo Kun for the definition.

"Hey I just got diagnosed with a cancer. In the field of Bioligy it's called Fortnite."

by LeekCreamWithBacon January 13, 2021

Cancer

One of the worst are fortnite and tiktok

Guy one: I got it

Guy two: what

Guy one: fortnite

Guy two: oh God go to the doctor immediately it's very serious type of cancer

by I don't know what this does January 20, 2021