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Cheating is popular and widely practiced
Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips
“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”
“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”
Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment
Cheating is popular and widely practiced
Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips
“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”
“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”
Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment
Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*
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School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.
Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds
Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair
Teacher: 20 SECONDS
Timmy:*tableflip*
Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat
Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*
(When timmy gets home)
Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT
Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
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