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Noah is the stupidest person alive. He likes to eat vomit and drink per for lunch and is so annoying that he should fly off into space and set himself on fire.
Noah is a poop head.
Noah is the worst.
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He is a communist that can take any fking girl he wants, his also Russian WHICH MEANS HE WILL DRINK VODKA TO THE POINT WHEN HIS PENIS IS A LITERAL ELEPHANT TRUNK. no scoped JFK
faaarrrrrr noah
by hfiwe bfvgwehfewhljfb aUDFJEQH September 1, 2020
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noah is annoying and gay he suks
oh Hi Noah!! U r very gay! And then Noah will say "duhhh I am gay>
by Rubric28 September 17, 2020
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Noah. He is a gentleman that will either pursue you to play you, or to love you with all his heart. Noah. He will feel he is hard to love but many people love him! He has many suitors from hos, to tricks, to coogers with a strong EGO. He loves romance he wont admit it, his heart is gold, his smile will warm your heart. This a King. Often he loved once too many times and got his heart broke. IF hes in love with you , he wont never let you go hes a keeper and will make u his wife. Noah. He is a man of his word and dont keep anything from him he will find out. Noah. most likely a Scorpio. He's the type that will make all the girls go crazy because his d!ck game is addictive. Noah the one and only "I will find out whatever u keep away from me" ass nigga. Noah wants to feel passionate towards his lover.

He wants excitement. He wants someone with beauty. He just wants you to not give up on him. IF noah said he loves you he really means it. He will let you know your being played. He is very protective over the people he loves as well. Get you a noah!! :)
Noah is my boyfriend. Noah is sexy. Noah is hot! His sex was the best i ever had! Noah is mine forever
by divineempress223 March 2, 2021
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noahhandscombesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Noah Handscombe and his wonderful smile, nice hair and fit abs. 🥵
I am very noahhandscombesexual
by Noahhanscombesexual March 8, 2021
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A really awesome dude that is super nice and funny as well.
Did you see Noah and Kylie today?
by Noah Is an Awesome guy January 28, 2021
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a really cool dude like so cool that everyone loves him and he's great
"woah look it's the coolest guy noah"
by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021
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