Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020
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Get the Jason mug.Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
Get the Jason mug.Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
Get the Jason mug.A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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