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Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
A Real Jason - read it
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit
by Uh090909 October 17, 2020
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Jason

Badass conference speaker and all round cool guy
by Ed Sully December 2, 2022
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Jason

people like him, for some reason.
golly gee, I sure do like that Jason.
by sadboi669 February 28, 2022
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Jason

Ethan: Jason

Jason: yes my king

Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck

Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?
by King of all kings November 27, 2018
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Jason Judd

His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.
Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.
by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011
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Jason

A very cool guy who is good at everything and gets loved by asian girls
Jason got a girl again ugh.
by cokkacokkat February 18, 2022
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