A place where kids go to school if they don't live close enough to Cabot or Searcy, or were unfortunate enough to go to McRae before the consolidation. Sorry, kids, you had to leave your crackhead town and now your mascot is the badger. Tough luck.
Home to many important figures, such as Mrs. Cook, Mrs. Sandlin, Mrs. Williamson (see lesbian), Mr. Barrentine (see Nazi), and many others.
It has about 800-900 students 9-12 grade, and most of them are pregnant. Those that aren't are male.
Also, most of the kids are on drugs like meth or weed.
Half of the kids dip in the middle of class, and the teachers don't care,
Some of the kids go to their cars and smoke during lunch, and no one notices.
All the funding goes to the landscape and the football team, so the computers, science, art, drama, and other programs all blow,
along with that whole, pesky "education" part of school.
All that's out the window.
The dance team is made up of a bunch of kids who aren't cool, skinny, or well connected enough to make the cheerleading squad.
Half the cheerleading squad is sleeping with the football team.
Half the football team is gay and doesn't want to tell anyone.
But I guess that goes for the baseball team and the basketball team, too.
The goth kids are almost all idiots who don't want anything except for their parents to give a shit and stop smoking ganja when they should be at a parent teacher conference
oh, and they want to not conform and be little bitches like all the preps, but that never works.
All the nerds are trying so desperately to be preps instead of just doing what makes them happy.
All the other kids in between are the ones who get pregnant, get arrested, or graduate and never leave.
All of us who work work shit jobs, and we never expect to be working there for the rest of our lives, but hey, someone has to be the manager.
See, the sad truth of it is, this is the place where we go to pretend that the world gives a shit about us and that we will be able to be all that we can be in the world, every single one of us, and that every jock will go professional, and every artist will make it big, while the establishment is busy filling our heads with nonsense and trying to get us to pay social security out of the paychecks from our shit jobs so they can retire from their shit jobs. They are trying to make us functional human beings, but really, they all know we're just a bunch of kids in a little town in a state no one cares about.
The good parts, though, are things like the band. The band is really good.
Another good part is the cafeteria food. It's pretty good.
And our test scores don't suck as much as some places in Arkansas.
But hey, if you win a race in the special olympics....
Home to many important figures, such as Mrs. Cook, Mrs. Sandlin, Mrs. Williamson (see lesbian), Mr. Barrentine (see Nazi), and many others.
It has about 800-900 students 9-12 grade, and most of them are pregnant. Those that aren't are male.
Also, most of the kids are on drugs like meth or weed.
Half of the kids dip in the middle of class, and the teachers don't care,
Some of the kids go to their cars and smoke during lunch, and no one notices.
All the funding goes to the landscape and the football team, so the computers, science, art, drama, and other programs all blow,
along with that whole, pesky "education" part of school.
All that's out the window.
The dance team is made up of a bunch of kids who aren't cool, skinny, or well connected enough to make the cheerleading squad.
Half the cheerleading squad is sleeping with the football team.
Half the football team is gay and doesn't want to tell anyone.
But I guess that goes for the baseball team and the basketball team, too.
The goth kids are almost all idiots who don't want anything except for their parents to give a shit and stop smoking ganja when they should be at a parent teacher conference
oh, and they want to not conform and be little bitches like all the preps, but that never works.
All the nerds are trying so desperately to be preps instead of just doing what makes them happy.
All the other kids in between are the ones who get pregnant, get arrested, or graduate and never leave.
All of us who work work shit jobs, and we never expect to be working there for the rest of our lives, but hey, someone has to be the manager.
See, the sad truth of it is, this is the place where we go to pretend that the world gives a shit about us and that we will be able to be all that we can be in the world, every single one of us, and that every jock will go professional, and every artist will make it big, while the establishment is busy filling our heads with nonsense and trying to get us to pay social security out of the paychecks from our shit jobs so they can retire from their shit jobs. They are trying to make us functional human beings, but really, they all know we're just a bunch of kids in a little town in a state no one cares about.
The good parts, though, are things like the band. The band is really good.
Another good part is the cafeteria food. It's pretty good.
And our test scores don't suck as much as some places in Arkansas.
But hey, if you win a race in the special olympics....
Private School Kid: "Hey, where do you go to school?"
me: "Beebe High School."
PSK: "... oh. That's cool, i guess."
me: "STFU"
me: "Beebe High School."
PSK: "... oh. That's cool, i guess."
me: "STFU"
by ThatGirlBackThere June 28, 2009
Get the Beebe High Schoolmug. you might meet one nice person at this school but besides that it is druggies who think theyre cool (why are they still in school), bitches who feed off of drama and many ex boyfriends, fake friends who will act like they like you for 2 days and then spread some stupid ass rumour and try to ruin you, assholes who say they've "fucked bitches" but really jerks off into a sock every night, people who think theyre better than everyone else because they can do a math problem, potential bfs or gfs who will actually screw you over and break your heart.....and many other lowlife trashbags. but still, you could meet one cool person?
by ohyeaaaaahboi December 21, 2017
Get the kalama high schoolmug. A high school in Calvert County, Maryland
The schools mascot is Patriot Pete, who's physical costume looks like a drug-addicted kid dicker.
typical species you can observe here are creepy nerds, homophobic white kids who speak in a blaccent, really annoying rich kids who make owning airpods their entire personality, etc.
Their reputation comes from their football team and kids who smoke cigarette butts and girls with acrylics who smoke juuls in the bathroom who fight with their friends for sleeping with their boyfriend.
The schools mascot is Patriot Pete, who's physical costume looks like a drug-addicted kid dicker.
typical species you can observe here are creepy nerds, homophobic white kids who speak in a blaccent, really annoying rich kids who make owning airpods their entire personality, etc.
Their reputation comes from their football team and kids who smoke cigarette butts and girls with acrylics who smoke juuls in the bathroom who fight with their friends for sleeping with their boyfriend.
by Moth.png October 14, 2021
Get the Northern High Schoolmug. Northwest high school is were freshman get arrested for getting in fights. People do drugs in the bathrooms in-between classes and during class. The teachers don't care if you cheat on anything. The school is kinda LGBTQ+ frindly but not really.
by unkown_002024 October 3, 2021
Get the Northwest High Schoolmug. A school in an upper-middle-class neighborhood that somehow feels like a school in a low-income area. They have no actual cafeteria or stadium, the lunch line somehow gets 5 miles long 3 seconds after the bell rings, and the people here are very weird but pretty nice and welcoming.
Janiah Onfroy: I'm substituting for an AP Calc class in Glendora High School
Vivian Diaz: Isn't that the school that had a giant fight awhile ago and now has police cars around the school
Janiah Onfroy: Yup they all ghetto as hell lmao
Vivian Diaz: Isn't that the school that had a giant fight awhile ago and now has police cars around the school
Janiah Onfroy: Yup they all ghetto as hell lmao
by Janiah Onfroy June 11, 2023
Get the Glendora High Schoolmug. a literal shit hole that looks like a 21st-century prison camp and is in the middle of the shttiest city on the planet.
Girl 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."
by that one heelan hoe May 6, 2019
Get the Heelan High Schoolmug. McGavock High School is a high school in East Nashville around a mile east of Mile Marker 10 on TN-155 (Briley Parkway) If you are white and want to know what being a minority feels like, then step no further. McGavock will take care of your wanna-be oppressed needs. The average female body count at McGavock High was listed at 141.7 in the August 2021 AP Poll. This body count average ranks 2nd statewide and 88th nationally. 1 out of 40 students are armed during school hours. A crime elsewhere, but here, it is one-hundred percent the norm. Fights happen damn-near hourly here. Every single sports team is completely atrocious. This school lacks E-Girls and BDSM members, but makes up for it with their ultra-spicy-cheeto-free nude-hyperwhores. Even the teachers have body counts in the double digits. This school has more students with felony charges than the Texas Maximum Security Prison.
by Definitions With Class September 3, 2021
Get the McGavock High Schoolmug.