Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

by Mike458gt June 16, 2023

oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions

Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH

by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Couch

lie down.

Two critters couched next to each other in the thick grass.

by Arminkshipper June 11, 2024

couch humper

JD VANCE

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.

by Yum yum police July 22, 2024

couch dolphin

A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.

After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!

by effdot July 26, 2024