by The big faggot March 01, 2016
Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism
by Morriebunned May 30, 2017
When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night
by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018
by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017
When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 11, 2024
Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...
by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019
a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
by v2b March 22, 2022