douche wrap

Noun: Useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster.

Johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? It's 90 degrees out..
Rick: He's douche wrapped.

by AngryJohnny October 21, 2010

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douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

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Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

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Douche McGoo

Someone who acts stupid.dumb ass

Brett is a Douche McGoo.

by hardly_33 April 25, 2008

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douched out

Crazy, whack, or ridiculously stupid.

In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."

by yummybubble2 August 11, 2009

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