Wanker

A word to describe an idiot or annoying person an inefficient person

A person that wants too much

Wanker

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous

“Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker”

by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023

wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.

"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"

by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023

Anchor Wanker

A term used to define a sea cadet in UK

Air cadet: "look at that anchor wanker!"
Army cadet: "how could you want to be one of those?"

by Shing9778 June 11, 2024