by Ass wanker April 11, 2021

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

The dryrobe wanker (DRW) title is attributed to an individual who dons a dryrobe to project an image that they might partake in water sport related hobbies such as open water swimming, triathlon or paddling boarding. The unfortunate reality is in the majority of cases these caped crusaders live in land locked counties miles from a significant body of open water, and are more likely to be perusing the weekly deals in middle of Lidl. The predominant use for these quilted changing robes are more often than not either childcare related, or walking for their dog in it's colour matched dryrobe jacket. DRW evangelists ensure they conform to the pre-requisite outfit of beanie hat, DR and Crocs (usually in sport mode), with the ultra committed sporting a Volkswagen T series van with Dryrobe seatcovers. The less overt DRW is likely to favour the urban camo design to fly under the radar in public.
"Look Shazney, there's a pair of pink crocs walking themselves into Lidl '"
"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"
"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"
by Gordon is a moron December 2, 2024

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

by Damanged September 3, 2018

by Poshkan February 20, 2024

A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .
"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)
by ( ' ' ) ..... April 20, 2014
