Taint Pillow

Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.

Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.

by WeirdnotQuirky December 19, 2025

Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

The Tainted Rose

The Finest Pirate Crew in the Universe!

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!

by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022

Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022