A guest on a late night talk show who has a successful conversation for a live audience and broadcasted media.
by Grace Noble February 06, 2024
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018
A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.
I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.
by 133764M3R March 27, 2025
J.D. Vance is a couch humper.
by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024
Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 23, 2024
A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.
My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
by Colberttoldmeto February 28, 2016