cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

by Tavis February 14, 2006

Doja Cat

Doja Cat is an amazing singer-songwriter and legend who made "Moo!" (Bitch ima cow), "so high" and many more she a slim thicc queen

random ass hoeHey have you heard of Doja Cat?

random ass nigga #2 yEs sHe sLim tHicC!

by justsomehoeowo June 20, 2019

long cat

/b/ meme.
One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous.

Many new lusers speculate that this cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.

Long cat is looooooooooooooooooong.

by Koori September 22, 2006

Cat Niggas

Buff Niggas

Asian Niggas

Classic Niggas

Racist Niggas

Mystery Niggas

Physco Niggas

Dog Niggas

Big Niggas

Thicc Niggas

80's Niggas

90's Niggas

Sleepy Ass Niggas (Yawn, Nigga)

Broke Niggas

BROKE Niggas

Parmesan Niggas

Fake Niggas

Famous Niggas (IM ALIVE FOOL)

Sensitive Niggas (Yeah motha fucka, Ill fuck you up)

And Once Again (Shows down syndrome cheeta)

Jake: Yo you see that shitty Cat Niggas meme

Jared: Yeah pretty shitty if I say

by GhostSparto November 3, 2019

monorail cat

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.

*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"

by melissa*f March 31, 2008

Cat rodeo

A farcical assemblage of bureaucrats who cannot accomplish anything because they fail to connect and communicate with one another effectively. If you can imagine a traditional rodeo with cats instead of bulls and horses and with miniature riders of whatever sort suits your fancy, what would happen? Cats would be in various areas of the arena preening themselves, fighting or playing with each other, or getting distracted by shiny and moving objects; and since no riders would succeed in mounting the cats, the contest would never start or end.

Use this word to describe corporate meetings and initiatives that go nowhere.

That three-hour synergy meeting was a real cat rodeo.

by Catmom January 10, 2015

Stormy the Cat

Stormy the Cat is one of Pusheen's younger sister. She is very cute and she looks like a cloud. I mean, who can hate her? IF PEOPLE HATE PUSHEEN, I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS!!! Okay thank you for reading this.

Stormy the Cat is so cute.

by na992183ufed November 18, 2017