Toxic t-shirts from primary school

Oversized t-shirts that people who eat lay's chips tend to wear.

-Hey, are you wearing Toxic t-shirts from primary school.
-Yeah, suddenly i feel like stealing my mother's credit card and buying gems in clash royale.

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

Shirt

A piece of clothing used so you can strip it off

The shirt had a picture of a unicorn an was soon taken off.

by NightGamer;) October 26, 2020

shirt-pantsing

Doesn’t even need a definition tbh its common knowledge what this means 🤷 ♂️

Hey Connor! Are you shirt-pantsing?

Hells Yeah I am!

by idkbijmunmk June 22, 2022

nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023

T-shirt

Souvenirs from concerts

-Zuz, those are not souvenirs

-SHUT UP THOSE ARE T-SHIRT AND T-SHIRTS ARE SOUVENIRS FROM CONCERTS!!!

by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017

poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019