House-brain

One's restricted cognitive ability that results from spending too much time indoors.

After several attempts at completing his assignment, Tadgh realised his failed efforts could be attributed to his house-brain.

by generalkrull March 23, 2020

coyote house

A house or abandoned building that houses smuggled immigrants for a small fee, most popular in U.S border states like Arizona, California, and Texas

"I need to go pick up my sister, she's waiting for me at the Coyote house."

by pufferfishpenguin November 27, 2019

house of carts

A group full of smart asses

The house of carts shit on ass

by Mandrew_Cooks_Zebras August 08, 2017

house-stealing

House-stealing occurs when a sibling takes a house, unbeknownst to the other siblings, by manipulating the family inheritance.

House-stealing destroys sibling relationships.

by Rodriguez Garcia December 26, 2017

Red housing

When you round house on your period

I'm going to be red housing all over your face

by Roseangel March 10, 2018

Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.

Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."

by wordMunzter April 18, 2011

Junkie House

That one house down the street that is full of junkies that aren’t supposed to be there.

Faith: Did I see your homeroom teacher walk into the junkie house yesterday?
Charlotte: Yeah, Coach Wilson Has issues.

by SunkissedRosePetal May 27, 2020