In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.

Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.

by Treeguts December 23, 2018

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Red housing

When you round house on your period

I'm going to be red housing all over your face

by Roseangel May 10, 2018

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coyote house

A house or abandoned building that houses smuggled immigrants for a small fee, most popular in U.S border states like Arizona, California, and Texas

"I need to go pick up my sister, she's waiting for me at the Coyote house."

by pufferfishpenguin November 27, 2019

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Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.

When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.

by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021

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