Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

kelly grela

A fake lesiban, someone who is a thief,liar,user,abuser. Who cheats on whoever she/he is with. Always involved with the law. Own family hates them.

Kelly grela, a lie to it's own self.

by Sexy ol booty February 14, 2018

Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

Kelly

Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.

Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.

Kelly is the greatest husband to ever exist

by ITSMEJELLY November 22, 2021

kelly copper

A crazy ass bitch

Look there is Kelly Copper

by My Magnum Rosco November 19, 2016

sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes

that person is asam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017

Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.

Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’

by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023