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Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.
After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.
by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019
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Poodoo Butter

The aftermath of an extremely beefy fart (preferebly wet)
Damn my ass itches, must be covered in poodoo butter
by Johny_wax-a-twat August 16, 2010
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Swapping butters

When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates
Yo, the butter on your plate looks nicer than mine, I'm swapping butters
by mandeepr April 4, 2019
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sink butter

by OptimusRhyme1 February 17, 2021
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butter face

A female with a hot body but an unattractive face. Pronounced like "butter face," but actually derived from the phrase "but her face": "She's got a smoking body, but her face is so ugly it's scary."
I would definitely bang her, but she's a real butter face.

Yeah unfortunately she's a butter face but she's got a great personality and is a lot of fun in the sack as long as you don't look above her neck.
by SLC Tortfeasor August 19, 2010
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Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)
"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"
by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017
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Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.
P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
by Life-Form August 22, 2018
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