Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques

Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is you turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

Jade Nicole

Hot electronic singer, producer, and songwriter known for her bass-heavy, hard-hitting sound. SHE IS SO SO HOT. LISTEN TO JADE STNAN JADE NICOLE AND AMBERLICIOUS. X X X

FUCK DISNEY IM GOING PLAYBOY.

Stupid thing: Who tf is jade nicole
Ayesha: WATCHU SAY BITCH?!?!?!? AW HELL NAH BLOOD, HOLD UP HOLDUP, YOU KNOW I KEEP THIS BURNER ON ME

by i had the flu December 22, 2025

Jade Van Tonder

Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra

Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.

by MermistaSimp July 4, 2021

Jade._.cos

Fucking gay cool ass faggot tho, ig BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDEEE!!!! Anyways she’s cool

Jade._.cos is a lil homo
Person 2: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN-

by <3 joselyn July 11, 2021