Shirt stretcher

A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.

Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.

by m4gssssss August 6, 2017

Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

Prison Shirt

muscled up, and or body tatt'd like you just got outa jail.

my boi sleepy jus got out, lil homie got a prison shirt now.

by LilS May 10, 2012

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO March 9, 2008

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt

Cuss= Profanity, personality, sexuality, explicit, bold, emotion, conflict, demand.

Dumb= ignorance, incompetence, contradictory, human, condition, humility, funny.

Cult= religion, story-telling, belief, comradery, narratives, false narratives, perspectives, leaders, followers, god, country, nation, family, corporation, data.

Shirt= fashion, art, design, status, vision, streetwear, material.

aka: custom cultured ... + shwag

"Yow Koral! Listening to you and Ceppy on the 'Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt' podcast reeaallllyyy made me flip thee switch. Now I lead my life custom cultured baby. I'm a sheshy n****"

"Tina told the whole 7th grade class i was a dumb bih. One wednesday I just stood up ion the tables of the cafeteria and yelled 'Naw fam. Im a CUSS dumb bih!'"
#customized #cussdumbiced

by Sheshy Data December 12, 2020

Royallea Shirt

A shirt featuring the iconic Royallea symbol which signals to others the wearer is strong, independent, and valuable.
Often nicknamed a Lea' or RS.

Fuck Boys, Thirsty dude, Broke Boys, should especially watch out for her at the club.

Cody: You should totally bang that chick over there dude; she looks easy.
William: Don't you see that? She's wearing a Royallea Shirt bro!
Cody: Oh shit... That means she's not easy to get... Nvm lol

*In Club*
Kyle: Hey girl, wanna drink? How about a dance? Or a kiss?

Annabelle: Peep the Lea'.
Kyle: Oh shit... sry.

by SmartLion7 March 12, 2019