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fruit by the foot

an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.
Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!
by Band President May 27, 2005
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ninja foot

The effect produced by a woman's tight clothes conforming to the shape of her vulva. Often seen in bathing suits, or other spandex-like form fitting clothing. Named for the phenomenon's visual resemblance to the stockinged foot of a ninja wearing sandals.

See also: wordcamel toe/word
by Ninja Bob June 20, 2003
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elephants foot

when a womens pants pull up her vagina's lips and its way to big to call it a camel's toe
when toms mom fetched little Ann out of the baby pool isaw her elephant's toe
by banginlangan May 23, 2004
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Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease

Exactly what the term implies. It refers to someone who seem to always say the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.

Commonly also referred to as CFMD. There is no known medical cure for this ailment. It tends to be hereditary and is usually passed down from the father's side of the family. Typically the gene is passed from father to son but it has been known to appear in females. Sufferers of this malady also tend to lack class and moral terpitude especially when surrounded by groups of people. They also tend to tell really inappropriate jokes that includes racist and or sexist comments and wonder why they are still single.
Guy with CFMD: Wow you have nice tits.

Hot chick in bar: OMG! You are crude.

CFMD's Wingman: You can't just say that to a stranger especially some hot chick you have no chance with. You must have Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease like your daddy.
by activestatic July 15, 2010
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pussy foot

Stop pussy footing around, theres work to be done!
by Sirk7101 November 1, 2007
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SWAMP FOOT

"my wife calls me swamp foot!"
by steve harvey November 20, 2003
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webbed foot paddle basher

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak
by ray + luke March 29, 2004
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