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fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity
Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired
by cupcaitt December 17, 2019
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Fanny

the most beautiful person you have ever meet , if you have a fanny in your life go and fucking thank her and maybe make her your girlfriend
" Please make me mine my glorious Fanny "
by vantacodm November 23, 2021
mugGet the Fannymug.

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
mugGet the fanny packmug.

Fanny Mirage

A woman that appears to be a 10/10 from distance but upon closer inspection turns out to be a 4/10
Hey bud, check out this stunner comin..

Naw dude that's a Fanny Mirage , keep scouting.
by Djengo July 25, 2019
mugGet the Fanny Miragemug.

Fannie

Beautiful,unique, caring,bipolar,have a nasty attitude, quite,and smart
by CaliBishh July 15, 2016
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Fanny

Fanny’s a beautiful girl who loves her friends and family. She’s athletic and likes to play sports. She’s not shy around boys. She will stand up for herself and others. If you get a Fanny keep her.
Person 1: who’s that beautiful girl she’s really nice?
Person 2: She’s Fanny a beautiful girl
by Lizard ranch gal October 16, 2019
mugGet the Fannymug.

Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females
How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.
by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018
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