Someone who is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles American football team. They are usually dumber than a box of rocks, who disown any and all when ever their team looses (very often). Trashy people from either Philadelphia or the Southern region of New Jersey. They claim they are the most loyal fans in the NFL....ONLY when their team is on the brink of a (soon to be a failure) Super Bowl Run. But as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.
Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.
“I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”
Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.
“I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”
I’m an eagles fan through and through, it’s not our fault we haven’t one a super bowl! Do have time, I’ll tell you why.
by JTOSU93 February 3, 2018
Get the Eagles Fanmug. Betty Cooper and Archie Andrews (aka barchie) from the shitty tv show riverdale. Only became canon (possibly) because of the psycho fans who harassed the writers to make it happen.
by Screwriverdale April 8, 2020
Get the Fan servicemug. Texas hick living in Seattle with a heavy fascination in pro wrestling internet freaks, beautiful big boned women, and hottest green neon strip clubs in town...Not to mention the best diamonds on the market at the cheapest price.
by D. Ray February 24, 2023
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by togashusbando January 8, 2021
Get the Jiro fanmug. When the shit hits the fan, over, and over, and over again.
Sorry I haven't been around - there was a lot of fan shitting last week between family bullshit and work crap.
by Gisto October 29, 2012
Get the Fan Shittingmug. by Nolan Ryan Jr. May 1, 2011
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