Frick dick Friday

A day for girls that probably think all men should die and have blue hair to kick men in the balls as-much as they want so some Holliday for thick heads

Boy: why did you kick me in the balls
Girl: it’s frick dick friday

Boy: so some other blue hair day
Girl: THaTs sO OfFeNciVE To uS Im CaNcelIng yOu

by Bignandromthechippy October 6, 2020

swaggy faggy friday

for the girls and the gays. and the bi’s and theys.

damn shawty it’s swaggy faggy friday. let’s celebrate.

by bella🙆🏼 January 2, 2021

Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

Feet out friday

Feet out Friday is a day we’re you and your friends Release the hounds on Friday.

I’m doing feet out Friday even if my boss says no.

by Baby eater November 4, 2022

Free head Friday

Head that given every Friday

Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday

by Knee down head up suck up April 7, 2019

full stick friday

The Friday after 4/20 is national xanax day or more commonly known as Full Stick Friday. This is where you take a full stick, minimum of 2 MG of xanax.

-"Yo how high did you get on 420?"
-"Not as high as I'm about to get for full stick friday, lets go abuse xanax."

-"Hey grandpa happy full stick friday"

-"Just popped two sticks, call me jeter"

by hankappahan June 4, 2016

Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023