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Katie Edward

Object
Often boring and struggling with bodily hair and lack of the ability to do a normal task. May have a thicc arse

Verb
To drink a lot of alcohol and deny there is any addiction
‘Katie Edward’ has no tits
This girl resembles the celebrity that is katlyin edwardo
by Large_Oxen69 April 3, 2020
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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.
by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013
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Edward

Edward is someone who is very stylish in the clothing they wear and is very calm most times, even when there is a problem in the friend group, he will stay calm, but don't piss him off. If you try to be funny and do something everyone laughs at, he will kick you either in the balls or in the stomach because he knows that you just embarrassed him. He cares and all, but doesn't really know how to express yourself, so when it comes to someone who has chemistry, he doesn't know if he likes you as a friend or likes you more. He is also a very confusing person himself. If you let him, he will act like a dog, sit on the floor, and let you pat him on the head, but when he stands up, he has a really good modeling structure for someone his age, but he's also very scary at first sight!
Person 1: "Omg, he looks scary!"
Person 2: "That's because he's Edward! He looks scary but if you get to know him, he's the cutest guy you'll ever meet!"
by Charky2021 August 10, 2021
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salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019
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Louise Edwards

a hot person that id fuck
you know Louise edwards
yes they're the really hot person
by Hello mate? September 11, 2021
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Edward Lanning

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
I wish I could be like Edward Lanning
by Hockey ed December 27, 2017
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Edward Scissor Lips

Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.
That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!
by ECO-AF December 14, 2021
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