Object
Often boring and struggling with bodily hair and lack of the ability to do a normal task. May have a thicc arse
Verb
To drink a lot of alcohol and deny there is any addiction
Often boring and struggling with bodily hair and lack of the ability to do a normal task. May have a thicc arse
Verb
To drink a lot of alcohol and deny there is any addiction
by Large_Oxen69 April 3, 2020

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013

Edward is someone who is very stylish in the clothing they wear and is very calm most times, even when there is a problem in the friend group, he will stay calm, but don't piss him off. If you try to be funny and do something everyone laughs at, he will kick you either in the balls or in the stomach because he knows that you just embarrassed him. He cares and all, but doesn't really know how to express yourself, so when it comes to someone who has chemistry, he doesn't know if he likes you as a friend or likes you more. He is also a very confusing person himself. If you let him, he will act like a dog, sit on the floor, and let you pat him on the head, but when he stands up, he has a really good modeling structure for someone his age, but he's also very scary at first sight!
Person 1: "Omg, he looks scary!"
Person 2: "That's because he's Edward! He looks scary but if you get to know him, he's the cutest guy you'll ever meet!"
Person 2: "That's because he's Edward! He looks scary but if you get to know him, he's the cutest guy you'll ever meet!"
by Charky2021 August 10, 2021

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

a hot person that id fuck
by Hello mate? September 11, 2021

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
by Hockey ed December 27, 2017

That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!
by ECO-AF December 14, 2021
