Gym boner

Gym boner is the awkward boner men gets during leg raise type of activities. It's caused by type of underwear or shorts men wear at the time. Men usually hate this because since it's not an actual boner there is no blood circulation in penis therefore penis seems very small.

I was doing decline press when I noticed that I had a gym boner.

by BotCreon January 9, 2014

dick boner

dick boner is the boner that happens a bad and or horrible times such as a presentation or in class causing the effect of your boner being a dick

dude I got a dick boner in a class presentation it was so embarrassing

by trollzor48 September 29, 2017

Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

by lug33 March 17, 2010

woman boner

the female equivalent of a boner.
while it is largely a conceptual term, it is humanly possible. the clitoris, much like the penis, will swell up and harden when aroused. only for ladies, its really tiny and unnoticable. also exemplified in pointy nipples.

Oh my god did you see Tyler take off his shirt? That gave me a raging woman boner.

by thisisntchristine December 1, 2011

Euphoria Boner

the boner a trans feminine person gets when they do something that gives them gender euphoria

person a: “i wore a skirt today and it gave me a boner for some reason”
person b: “that’s probably your euphoria boner!”

by transfemcel June 18, 2021

boner lean

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.

Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?

by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008

loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.

The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.

by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009