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Griffin Beard

A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.
by The Anonymus Bubbles August 29, 2010
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Star's Beard

A quasi-mythical entity, often spoken about, but rarely seen.
"My god man," exclaimed the doctor, "A cure would be as rare as Star's Beard".

(Taken fromFly Fishing By J.R Hartly)
by Waster December 3, 2004
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Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them
Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!
by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011
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Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits
That guy is totally a bitter beard.
by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011
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morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014
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Bree Beard

When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to
AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend
by Jamers1129 November 14, 2011
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put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend
Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on
by Clive Pillowfriend August 20, 2007
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