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Huge cock

Person 1: "dude, my girlfriend has a huge cock"

Person 2: "I want a divorce"
by Strawbunnyhoney March 29, 2025
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Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks
Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video
by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021
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cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money
Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
by TurboTerry April 7, 2022
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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
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Cock Roach

Any man who throws his dick around to get women to pay his way. He can't do anything for himself except go house to house using other people to get what he wants.
Honey don't let that Cock Roach in your house, you'll have to call an exterminator to get him out!
by Vbwitch September 7, 2017
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Rotating Cock

when your cock starts rotating and you start floating into the air like a fucking helicopter
OH GOD I HAVE A ROTATING COCK OH FUCK
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)
by choco (real!) January 20, 2023
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