The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls

You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!

by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023

balls

your mum

did you go do your balls

by zetletsky June 9, 2023

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

by boomergee. June 10, 2023

Kick in the balls

When a male receives a kick to the groin. The kick doesn’t have to have a lot of force for it to hurt like hell ! The pain hurts the penis and the worst pain is in the balls and when the pain goes up to your stomach. Some find this amusing but any boy who has received a kick, punch, knee or any strike to the groin knows that it is nothing to joke about. This move is typically used by girls but a boy can also use a kick to the balls occasionally, usually as a joke

Kick in the balls is when:
Boy : stood with his legs wide apart

Girl : kicks him full force in the balls for no reason
Boy : falls down and grabs on to his balls crying for about an hour, goes to hospital and pisses blood for the next few days

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Big white hairy balls

the thing under my willy

wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023