The Crunch Zone

Having a life total of 8 or lower in a Magic The Gathering game. Alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the Crunch Zone.

"My new U/G Infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the Crunch Zone by turn 4 max."

Person 1: "At that point I just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck."
Person 2: "The Crunch Zone?"
Person 1: "The Crunch Zone."

by Teir 4 October 21, 2010

scone zone

The zone of scones...

Dude I just got out of the scone zone. I was quite the zone if I do say so myself.

by Yes™ June 7, 2018

Zero zone

An imaginary place devoid of relationship and social consequences.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed in the, "Zero zone," but wouldn't risk a marriage over her.

by LoxyUK January 11, 2018

Bone Zone

1) Describes the geographic or emotional area between two people in regards to boning potential (ie. Potential for sex). To be within the Bone Zone, refers to high boning potential, and being out of the Bone Zone refers to low boning potential.

1) My long distance girlfriend lives in a different country, so she is not in my Bone Zone. Therefore, supplementing my lack of boning should be permitted.

2) Dude, Erika and I have transcended the Friend Zone and are now in the Bone Zone. I'm glad she broke up with Josh, because now we can fuck with peace of mind.

by Hannah4Prez May 28, 2018

Skate Zone

skate zone is where you go and give a blow job for $100

My friend went to a skate zone and received $100

by brandon rosado September 29, 2019

Dick-Zone

A refreshed version of he insult 'Dick'.
Zone can be used to freshen any existing 1 word insult i.e.

Bum-Zone, Fassy-Zone, Knob-Zone etc.

"Shut up ya dick-zone!"

by Dulux September 21, 2009

Wrig Zone

When Mitch Wilson hits a level of euphoria that few humans will ever experience. It can only be caused by the following events:

-2 beers and some Dave Mathews band with Babe after a long day of fluid dynamics
-A perfect slalom ski run at 30 mph
-A Vince Young touchdown
-A one handed ultimate frisbee touchdown grab
-A perfect landing of the KC-135 "look at my shaft" aircraft

#1
Fur McQuire: Dude, what happened to Mitch's arm? What was he doing last night?
Schmayo: We were shitfaced, he attempted to eject from his home aircraft but totally missed the landing zone, he was not in the "Wrig Zone"

#2
Poogums: Hey, where is Kriggles at?
STBeej: Oh, we had a test today and he didn't study so he is in the room with Babe
Poogums: Ahh, guess we won't beat his ass at speed quarters tonight since he's in the "Wrig Zone"

by OccupyMitch September 5, 2012