Goon Bear

Taylor was being a real goon bear today.
by Mr. Tipster August 25, 2025
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Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
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A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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Goon

A word to say cum or semen
Ohhh I-I-I-I'm bouta goon
That was a great gooning session
by EzRKO June 6, 2025
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The Goon Goblin

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck
by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024
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Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec
We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?
by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025
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