Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010

Tickle Piss

When someone tickles you until you pee.

A:Stop please haha im about to pee
B:AHAHAHA but its so much fun
A:hehe ahaha *pees*awe i just tickle pissed

B:eww

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Tick Tick

1.A code name Lebanese terrorists use to refer to each other.
2. Tick Tick an offensive term for a Lebanese. (used mainly by Hezbollah and their followers)

Hey Tick Tick did you here about Osama

by i am lebanon October 14, 2011

Tickle Tube

Memories used by a woman for masturbation, fantasies, or sexual enhancement.

Check out that guy, I'm saving him in my Tickle Tube.

by icebyt3 December 21, 2014

Tick turd

Another name for marijuana.

"They are over there smoking them tickturds"
"I already told you bro, I am all out of tick turds"

by UncleSpeffy July 4, 2017

tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy

Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!

by badbreth May 10, 2023

Train Tickets

Slang term for hits of acid

We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.

by shit towne pat April 23, 2008