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Crunchy sexual

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
by vonchris7 September 7, 2012
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thomaschristain-sexual

they are so thomaschristain-sexual
by myballfro July 24, 2011
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Partial sexual

The person who didn't know which sexuality one have,in other words,he/she doesn't know if they are straight,gay/lesbian or bisexual. They are asexual before they find out their sexuality.
I have a partial sexuality.
by Anshi the vinci June 26, 2022
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shrek sexual

The specific sexual attraction to shrek alone. I am a very sexual shrek lover
"Guys i have something to tell you"

"what's up?"

"i'm a shrek sexual"

"Same bro let's go have intercourse with shrek"

"let's go bro"

"knarley dude"
by German Yoshi September 24, 2022
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Butt-sexual

One who takes pleasure in anal play, otherwise known as butt sexing. Usually used in a derogatory manner to put one's (typically that of a heterosexual male) sexual orientation into question. In looser terms, it is used as a substitute for insults such as jerk or asshole.
"Hey Tom, you're a butt-sexual."
by Drumrocker August 24, 2007
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Metro Sexual

A straight male who appears to be gay by the way he acts and/or dresses.
A guy that dresses in gay clothes every day is metro sexual since he only does this because he thinks he dresses good,aka Tyler Holler
by MikeyB809 September 30, 2007
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Sexual ADD

A description of a person's attitude towards sexual activity that generally involves moving from partner to partner in a short timespan, or cheating, and is used to describe the activity when there is no other explanation.
Tim was in a relationship for two years, but his sexual ADD caused a return to his single status after a midnight rendezvous with Cindy.
by Cass Parker February 19, 2006
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