parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle March 6, 2012

Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food

guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick

by W00fomatic November 9, 2009

pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.

"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."

by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023

wussy pirates

an interest on neopets. possibly connected to captain scarblade.

im interested in wussy pirates.

by mr wombats pants November 4, 2015

Jester Pirates

The worst discord server full of toxic people

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*

by doorbey April 26, 2022

Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022

Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012