caca pantis

Means shitting in your underwear or that's bullshit.

That story was straight up caca pantis .

by El me to mero August 20, 2017

panties report

When a bunch of douche bags that have been telling you what color your underwear is LITERALLY while you walk down the road because its how security tech is SUPPOSED to be used, you stop wearing them, they get mad because they can't steal them and sell them to a prison. Basically, due to laser technology (something that does so many things there still isn't a limit yet) you get to be harassed but the same ones that ruin your life every single fucking time. on your 30th birthday they told you "no one wants old stem cells, so enjoy the next couple of ears because god knows we won't let you get married and the rest is cancer" --you enjoy you're time knowing they aren't lying because these are the people that have lasers in life. THEN they send a panties report, hopefully 700 pairs were enough because last run 699 barely made it. That honeydew list, makes me wanna get a melon baller and do it myself.

The panties police have a new schedule, my dad got a panties report the other day, perfect, stay inside from 4-10 or you'll be jail bait. If you look too nice, "you deserve it" and they don't stop till you believe it.

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

Smarty Panties

A person who avoids emotional drama in a physical altercation.

Ralphie is such a Smarty Panties. He told her 'Stopppp iiittt !!! after she bitch slapped him.

by TheSeth237 November 22, 2020

National wear grey panties day

9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender

sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

Prison Panties

Men's underwear with the ass blown out.

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"

by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012

Temp-panties

The act of putting on clean panties when you know you haven't showered in over 24 hours. Usually old, worn down, streched and faded panties as a temporary solution to the dirty booty problem, a barrier, if u will, between the booty and the pants.

I have to throw on my Temp-panties to run to the store, I'll take a shower when I get back, I'm in a hurry.

by Web-stirrer December 31, 2009

panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.

Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.

by Martinb June 13, 2012