piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.
Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.
by morninglory07 January 11, 2015
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Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.
I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.
by Dick Grande July 04, 2022
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piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

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Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
by TheAtomicToaster July 06, 2017
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The Living Piss

The very CORE of someone's being; Absolutely EVERYTHING they have: physically, mentally & spiritually.
"Frank beat the LIVING PISS out of Dave the other day. It was hard to watch."
"Dude, that movie scared the LIVING PISS out of me! I've never been so frightened in my life!"
by ArmchairCriticSF July 30, 2019
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Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.
Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.
by TovarichMoore August 21, 2018
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Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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Mc pissed

General frustration at any part of macdonalds service, food, or even the way food falls onto your carpet or crotch while arranging it after going through drivethrough.
*after ordering 6 mcnuggets and getting 4*

I'M Mc PISSED!!!

*a mcflurry falls into your crotch after taking it from the person, with nowhere solid to place it while you slowly roll down the alley towards traffic*

THIS IS MCPISSING ME OFF!
by Ryan_T January 05, 2009
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