southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013

Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.

The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.

by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018

Monkey made

A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week

Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”

by ImBetterThanYouInXenoverse2 January 15, 2021

Boof Monkey

A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.

"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."

"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"

by Miwotic November 17, 2020

Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.

“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack

by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021

Platinum monkey

A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.

"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"

Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!

by Jnwrolin1019 May 4, 2016

Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas

People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas

by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017