chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

milf

man i love frogs

person 1: “oh wow what a cute frog!!”

person 2: “milf”

by beebuddy November 22, 2021

Milf

Yo momma

Dayummm look at that MILF over there I really wanna hit that.

by iimariexoii November 21, 2021

MILF

It means Man (M) I (I) love to (L) fish (F)

guy 1: MILF

guy 2: we were talking fishing not my mom

by Salted_crabs January 9, 2022

MILF

Men In Large Fedoras

“Yo, check out that milf”
*sees man in large fedora*

by A Gamer of Sorts May 20, 2022

Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.

"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.

by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020

MILF

Man I Love Football, or more commonly, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Lily is a MILF!

by PhoenixGamer34 November 23, 2022