Michael Jorgambler

A nickname given to NBA old head Michael Jordan, after all his constant bets and times he has been seen in casinos

Example: Hey! Here’s my old friend Michael Jorgambler

by Mountain Dew Views December 5, 2018

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 11, 2004

Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 10, 2020

Michael Walls

Former Irish Swimming Champion turned underwear Model.

Girl 1- Did You see Michael Walls win the 1oom butterfly?
girl 2- Yes he's an incredible athlete, Dam handsome too.

by thebryanmyster February 28, 2009

Michael Myers

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

by I_like_green November 12, 2021

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012