jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023

jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.

lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley

by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023

Jonathan Shiell

Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed

Jonathan Shiell is one of the best people I know

by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023

Jonathanawg

Somebody who says a game is bad and actively makes fun of it yet is good at it

That Jonathanawg says he doesn't like Fortnite but he wins every match

by casuallybiased June 19, 2023

Jonathan

The coolest nigga in da world, revived me in fortnite one time and we caught da dub💯💯

Jason: Jonathan, revive me!

Jonathan: gotchu bro

*gets the fortnite dub*

by smallboyballs June 25, 2023

jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.

Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Jonathan Walter Pinch

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop

Happy Birthday Jonathan Walter Pinch

by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023