by richieheadgamging July 03, 2022
When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.
Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*
by Heybro... March 17, 2017
Having to take a shit immediately after you just took one. This usually happens once you are done wiping your ass, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. Dos = two in Spanish. Shittos = slang plural for shits.
by Fagrodamus February 02, 2015
by dannydevitonightcrawler March 11, 2019
This is the act of a guy completely shaving his nuts and surrounding areas. Spreading peach lotion in his.......In waiting of a head session.
Now most chicks do the peach, but I think It's kinda sexy when a guy does it. Beats the hell outa cheeze dick. Chicks will show you the real moves then.
Now most chicks do the peach, but I think It's kinda sexy when a guy does it. Beats the hell outa cheeze dick. Chicks will show you the real moves then.
p1:He called me! So, When I got to his house he smiled at me giggled. I asked him whats up and he droped to his birthday.
p2;so how was it.
P1: " I said, "Babe I didn't know you knew how to Do the peach.
Ready for some hummin burd <3n? " He didn't make it to the next round.
p2;so how was it.
P1: " I said, "Babe I didn't know you knew how to Do the peach.
Ready for some hummin burd <3n? " He didn't make it to the next round.
by huka5pre38fx1127no.2gtwhtUwnt November 19, 2009
" David your doing a inferno "
by Tysnakeman July 11, 2023
male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 04, 2020