im pissing

im pissing is basically saying im peeing.

IM PISSING MOM DON'T COME IN!!

by Milshake Froggii August 2, 2021

hi. im bored

hi bored. im -----

sorry im dying of boredom over here-

uhhhhhh idk. usually to break a silence.

like i just kinda tell my friends 'hi. im bored' & they say me 2.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022

im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 19, 2021

Im a weeb

the ultimate uno reverse tactic

Hey your a weeb.
No u
Im a weeb- WAIT NO
RIP

by BottomDop April 12, 2022

im the biggest bird

im the biggest bird

Yo, im the biggest bird

by malcuber October 18, 2025

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh

"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."

by Player1inuhurbandictionarytbh October 13, 2023